Laughter is one of the best gifts you can give during the holiday season. Especially at Christmas, when families gather, snowflakes fall, and hot chocolate warms our hands, nothing brings more joy than a good joke. For children, Christmas is already magical. Add a few silly punchlines, and you’ve got a holiday full of giggles and cheer.
Christmas jokes for kids are more than just a way to pass time. They help children connect, use their imagination, and practice language in fun ways. Whether it’s a clever pun about Santa or a silly snowman twist, these jokes are designed to keep little ones laughing from morning till bedtime.
This collection is filled with light-hearted, clean humor made just for children. The jokes are short, simple, and easy to understand. There are no tricky words, just pure festive fun. They’re perfect for telling at the dinner table, writing in holiday cards, or sharing during story time.
So get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even groan a little—in the best way. These are the 100 children’s Christmas jokes that will make you happy all day long.
Jokes About Santa Claus
Santa is full of cheer—and jokes
Why does Santa go down chimneys?
Because it soots him.
What do you call Father Christmas on the beach?
Sandy Claus.
Why did Santa go to school?
To improve his “elf”-esteem.
What do you call Santa when he acts up?
Krisp Kringle.
Why is Santa so good at karate?
Because he has a black belt.
What’s Santa’s favorite kind of music?
Wrap music.
Why did Santa bring a ladder to Christmas dinner?
Because he heard the turkey was on the top shelf.
How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free?
He uses Claus-tarch.
What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes—extra jolly.
Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
Because he left his sleigh in a snow zone.
Jokes About Elves
Tiny workers, big laughs
Why don’t elves ever get angry?
Because they’re always in high “elf”-spirits.
What kind of music do elves like best?
Anything with lots of jingles.
How do elves clean Santa’s sleigh?
With Comet and a little elbow grease.
What did the elf write in his Valentine’s card?
“I love you s’elf much.”
Why don’t elves use social media?
They’re too busy making toys.
What game do elves play at parties?
Secret Santa says.
How do elves say goodbye?
“Have your-elf a Merry Christmas!”
What’s an elf’s favorite dessert?
Mini mince pies.
Why did the elf wear earmuffs?
Because he couldn’t “ear” a word anyone said.
What happens when an elf catches a cold?
He feels a little frosty.
Jokes About Reindeer
Santa’s helpers can hoof it—and deliver laughs too
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s night off.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
What do you call a reindeer who tells jokes?
A real “pun”-dasher.
Why don’t reindeer like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it.
How do reindeer cheer up their friends?
With “rein-dear” hugs.
What is Rudolph’s favorite kind of weather?
Snow and “bright.”
What did Dasher say to Rudolph?
“You’re glowing places.”
How does a reindeer win a race?
By “deer”-termination.
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses?
Because he was too cool for Yule.
Jokes About Snowmen
Frosty friends who bring snowy smiles
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Iceburgers.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite.
What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
Ice tea.
Why don’t snowmen ever argue?
Because they just let things slide.
How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you.
What does a snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
What’s a snowman’s favorite candy?
Snow caps.
How do snowmen get around?
By riding an “icicle.”
Jokes About Christmas Trees
The root of many laughs
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim.
What do Christmas trees wear to parties?
Orna-mints.
Why don’t Christmas trees knit?
Because they drop all their needles.
Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?
Because it always dropped stitches.
What do you call a singing Christmas tree?
Spruce Springsteen.
Why was the tree sent to its room?
It was acting pine-ful.
What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
Tree-cle toffee.
Why did the pine tree get into trouble?
It was acting too sappy.
How do you fix a broken Christmas tree?
With tree glue and sparkle tape.
What did the tree say after decorating?
“I’m feeling festive-ulous!”
Jokes About Presents
Wrap your day in laughter
Why was the present so good at hiding?
Because it was always under wraps.
What do you call a cat on a gift?
A present-paws.
Why did the box go to school?
To become a smart package.
What did the tag say to the gift?
“You’ve got this wrapped up!”
Why did the gift blush?
Because it was wrapped in front of everyone.
What do you call a gift that tells jokes?
A pun-derful present.
Why was the gift box unhappy?
It felt boxed in.
What happens when a present sings?
It becomes a rap gift.
Why was the bow so confident?
Because it tied everything together.
What did the gift say to the tree?
“You light up my wrap!”
Jokes About Christmas Food
Tasty and funny
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby.
What’s Santa’s favorite cookie?
The one in his hand.
Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had drumsticks.
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A meatball on a holiday plate.
What do you call cheese that’s not yours at Christmas?
Nacho cheese log.
Why did the gingerbread man go to school?
To become a smart cookie.
What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast?
Frosted flakes.
What do you call a singing fruitcake?
A holiday jam.
Why was the pie always so happy?
Because it was full of sweet filling.
What does Mrs. Claus bake best?
Claus-tard pie.
More Christmas Chuckles
Because 100 jokes are better than 99
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells.
Why don’t Christmas cards ever get tired?
They rest in envelopes.
What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band?
The Who.
Why did Frosty join the choir?
He had a cool voice.
What do you get when Santa becomes a detective?
Santa Clues.
What does Santa say at the bakery?
“Do you have any elf-fudge?”
Why was the candy cane so rude?
It was a little twisted.
How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces?
He uses chimney GPS.
Why did the ornaments break up?
They lost their spark.
What do you call a Christmas joke with no punchline?
Silent night.
Conclusion: The Gift of Laughter
Christmas is a time for joy, warmth, and togetherness. Laughter brings people closer, and for children, it’s one of the most delightful parts of the season. These 100 jokes are little packages of cheer—each one ready to bring a grin to a child’s face and a sparkle to their eyes.
Whether you tell these jokes around the tree, at bedtime, or while sipping cocoa, they’ll keep the spirit of Christmas alive and laughing. Because the best part of the holidays isn’t just the gifts under the tree—it’s the giggles around it.
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